How much time I waste but here's some stuff I found amusing.

 

When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

(Source: chrisprattings)

2000adonline:

Celebrating 20 Years Of Brit Pop! By Chris Weston
Perp #1: “Hey, Now, (What’s The Story?), it’s only Cigarettes & Alcohol!”
Dredd: “It’s A Crime.”
"But - I’m a Rock And Roll Star!”
"Button it, punk - do you think you’re going to Live Forever?”
“Definitely..Maybe!”
"Less of the lip, sonny! Control: two for the cubes, litany of crimes, drugs, cigarettes, lewd behaviour (possibly engaging services of prostitutes - check the girls, too) - seemed to want to go out in some kinda Shampagne supernova! Sentence to be determined, after we’ve checked for criminal records back in Brit-Cit!”
Perp #2: “Some Might Say, we’re Heroes!”
Dredd: “Listen Up, I Can Tell A Liar..
"Perps are on a holding post on the corner of Gallagher & Albarn, there’s a couple of Brits that need to be popped!
"Hey,creeps, Stop Crying Your Hearts Out - and Don’t Look Back In Anger, either!”
Perps #1&2 (whispering: “And yew said, ‘Let’s go ta Mega-City-frigging-One, and make ah fortunes!" "Shut it, our kid!”
Sincerest apopolgies to Chris Weston & a certain ’90s “Brit Pop" band, for all my terrible puns -I don’t think our current crop of script droids have anything to worry about!!

2000adonline:

Celebrating 20 Years Of Brit Pop! By Chris Weston

Perp #1: “Hey, Now, (What’s The Story?), it’s only Cigarettes & Alcohol!”

Dredd: “It’s A Crime.”

"But - I’m a Rock And Roll Star!”

"Button it, punk - do you think you’re going to Live Forever?”

Definitely..Maybe!

"Less of the lip, sonny! Control: two for the cubes, litany of crimes, drugs, cigarettes, lewd behaviour (possibly engaging services of prostitutes - check the girls, too) - seemed to want to go out in some kinda Shampagne supernova! Sentence to be determined, after we’ve checked for criminal records back in Brit-Cit!”

Perp #2: “Some Might Say, we’re Heroes!”

Dredd: “Listen Up, I Can Tell A Liar..

"Perps are on a holding post on the corner of Gallagher & Albarn, there’s a couple of Brits that need to be popped!

"Hey,creeps, Stop Crying Your Hearts Out - and Don’t Look Back In Anger, either!”

Perps #1&2 (whispering: “And yew said, ‘Let’s go ta Mega-City-frigging-One, and make ah fortunes!" "Shut it, our kid!

Sincerest apopolgies to Chris Weston & a certain ’90s “Brit Pop" band, for all my terrible puns -I don’t think our current crop of script droids have anything to worry about!!

jillthompson:

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shinybeetle:

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huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

I would eat the food tbh

If you dont recycle the dogs will starve how do you like that one, turkey??

Someone needs to come up with ones for cats and of course, people.