Celebrating 20 Years Of Brit Pop! By Chris Weston
Perp #1: “Hey, Now, (What’s The Story?), it’s only Cigarettes & Alcohol!”
Dredd: “It’s A Crime.”
"But - I’m a Rock And Roll Star!”
"Button it, punk - do you think you’re going to Live Forever?”
"Less of the lip, sonny! Control: two for the cubes, litany of crimes, drugs, cigarettes, lewd behaviour (possibly engaging services of prostitutes - check the girls, too) - seemed to want to go out in some kinda Shampagne supernova! Sentence to be determined, after we’ve checked for criminal records back in Brit-Cit!”
Perp #2: “Some Might Say, we’re Heroes!”
Dredd: “Listen Up, I Can Tell A Liar..
"Perps are on a holding post on the corner of Gallagher & Albarn, there’s a couple of Brits that need to be popped!
"Hey,creeps, Stop Crying Your Hearts Out - and Don’t Look Back In Anger, either!”
Perps #1&2 (whispering: “And yew said, ‘Let’s go ta Mega-City-frigging-One, and make ah fortunes!" "Shut it, our kid!”
Sincerest apopolgies to Chris Weston & a certain ’90s “Brit Pop" band, for all my terrible puns -I don’t think our current crop of script droids have anything to worry about!!